Many beards and teeth, yes.

To me it seemed like a 2 hour love letter to stubbornness.

Also it was the Spartans that were into ritualistic man-on-boy love not the Athenians, but that would have watered down there ability get dudes in the audience to yell 'Fuck Yeah'. I'd give it a C as well, but I have to say, it gave us a great catch phrase: "MAKE YOUR BREAKFASTS HEARTY!"