Month: June 2009

  • Thirty-Eight

    From way over on the other side of the country, my family sent me a cake! It came in a big box packed with styrofoam and dry ice, like a transplant organ. I don’t want to think about what that must’ve cost. And I don’t want to make up a story about how I couldn’t…

  • Oh, dag-dag, Mark!

    So after hearing and reading about it from all over, and then in preparation for the RiffTrax release, I finally bought and watched The Room. (In case you haven’t heard of the movie, it’s a comically inept melodrama-turned-comedy that developed a cult following after being relentlessly promoted in the LA area. Imagine this scene repeated…

  • Searching for Long-Range Comms

    Moon is a 1970s psychological sci-fi movie artfully translated into 2009.

  • Guys and Dolls

    The Sims 3 is a great sequel. I just wish it would stop staring at me with those blank, glassy eyes.

  • Curses!

    I’ve got a renewed appreciation for Spider-Man 3, if it helped Sam Raimi make Drag Me to Hell

  • Ahh! Wow! Oh, Bobby!

    “The P.I.S.S is by far the most together group in the show biz.”