But, but it changes everything!!!!!!!! Again!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's funny how Apple's twice-yearly revolutions only result in new toys for rich people.

That said, I'll probably buy one; it's time for my Samsung cheap-o-matic to finally retire. Although part of me wants to see if I can get a DynaTAC 80000 to work on some long-neglected section of the AT&T network. And another part of me wants to go back to the days before answering machines. Remember when if you weren't home, YOU WEREN'T HOME?