You *are* too cynical. (I don't get to say that very often).

http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2010/12/13/yogi-bear-alternate-ending-booboo-kills-yogi-parody-video-creator-speaks/

Maybe watching The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, which is phenomenal, would restore your sense of wonder at the world around you.