Well, it looks like I'm going to have to give Skyrim a look, then. I'll just note that on my quest log here, right between "mop the kitchen" and "watch Underworld" and DAMN IT, CHUCK, YOU TRICKED ME AGAIN!

I would totally play "Orphan Puppy Kick Superstar."

Do you dislike Kotaku specifically or just hate them for being part of the Nick Denton Media Empire?