Hello my close friend, I'd like to interest you in some manure money from me, the prince of the bank Kenya. We here at Kenya(TM) would like to extend our services to you. Mainly, give you free money. Free of charge. No strings attached.
But if you're not interested in free money then I'm sure wou'll like some of the other deals we have in offer. One of these deals is simply excecuting the attached file (YourPayPalAccountIsMine.tif) we have sent you for no apparent reason. Yes, it's that easy! You'll be making money in no time.
Also, you could give us your passwords, your credit card number and all those other stupid little pieces of information that you own but never use. In return we'll run off with that information to buy stupid shit off the internets behind your back ... and then send it all to YOU.
You could also send us money. It's incredible, but being the doctor of the national comitte of the African swallow is not a very profitable endeavor. I could trade you with some illegal drugs though. Drugs that can make whatever you want bigger or smaller depending if you take them with a glass of scotch or tequila. Or if you wanna be adventurous: Grog!

(I'd be REALLY surprised if this comment passed through your spam filter)