You make some really thought-provokingly dense points there, CAP. Let me try to simplify it for you:

Your version of fun is a beautiful environment wrapped around a bunch of lowest-common denominator jokes, shallow versions of stale game "systems," and slathered over with a reactionary, sullen-teen "everything sucks!" mentality.

My version of fun is actually fun, and has the added benefit that it doesn't treat its characters or its audience like shit. That's not a difference of opinion; my fun is objectively better.

Your film criticism analogies would only work in an alternate universe where Bad Santa was one of the highest-grossing movies of all time and received near-universal praise from critics. When reviewers are giving 9-10 ratings to something that fails as both satire and as fun, it's time to wonder exactly where and when the industry took such a wrong turn.

And in the end, this is what gamers are worried about. You come in and expect everyone to change what they like for you. It's the equivalent of walking into a comedy club telling dirty jokes and getting offended, insisting that they perhaps start cracking puns -- even though the comedy club has spent the past decade and a half telling those exact jokes. Build your own comedy club, or just leave ours alone. We know what we like and we don't want it changing for people who were never fans in the first place.

And here's where you go from being just dense to being a genuinely offensive, entitled little shit. "Not shitty to women" isn't a genre; it's acting out by a perpetual adolescent who never got over his fear of girls.

You use "gamers" like the desperately frightened losers who started the "fake geek girl" nonsense use "fan." Too arrogant to recognize that there's nothing special about you or your hobby, and you're not a member of some exclusive club. There are millions of gamers and they're not all like you, thankfully, so stop acting as if you've got any ownership over it.

For too long we've let developers, publishers, the gaming press, and even players act as if they were all playing to the same demographic — and it's an embarrassingly stupid and juvenile demographic — and anybody outside of that was some weird niche. That's got to stop. And "if you don't like it, go get your own" isn't something that grown-ups say. It's a sign of somebody whose maturity is about set at the GTA level but hasn't matured enough for the Mario games. I'm tired of the industry catering to improperly socialized children.

Also: if you're going to blather on somebody else's website, you should stand behind your words and put your name on it.