Once you enter the space of F1: The Movie, you can’t escape! It’ll have you under its control, and you’ll want to return again and again. When you see F1 shift into high gear, you’ll hardly be able to function, and you’ll want to strap yourself into that driver’s seat and turn the key. Bored? No way!
Excitement? Thrills? Put ’em on my tab! It’s not an option: I command every cinema lover, looking out their windows and wanting to insert themselves into a more invigorating alt life, to run, don’t walk to the theater! Put on your movie-watching caps, lock down those tickets, and go!
Don’t be content to sit at home with social media and mindlessly scroll. Lock yourself into an adventure with so much power, you’ll never want it to end!
If sitting in a two-and-a-half-hour-long movie about car racing gives you pause, put those worries on mute! You’ll have plenty of back space, since you’ll be watching the whole movie from the edge of your seat! And you’ll spend the whole time remembering the pulse-pounding danger of the previous track, while looking forward to even more action on the next track! (If you’re worried about bringing the little ones: none of the characters curse or get into uncomfortable sexual situations).
I almost feel bad for the editors slash trailer creators, since I can’t think of a single senses-shattering moment I’d want to delete! Plus, you can take a screenshot of the screenplay and scan any page up and down, and you’ll find quote-able dialogue without equal, period. This is the kind of positive story you simply can’t find in print. Screen it immediately!
It’s clear that this is a movie you’ll want to watch at full brightness and maximum volume, no ?. Multi- -ate Brad Pitt is 100% the best in his [] @ what he does, & he has a # of 24-^ gold scenes that grab you and don’t let go ~ movie’s end. (+, with his -ing good looks, even @ 62 he’s still a * you’ll want to ! in the :. | down, naysayers, Brad Pitt is \ he never left!)
If F1 is this thrilling, I can’t wait for F2 through F12!
The author of this post received no financial compensation for this review, and he clearly couldn’t be bothered to spend 155 minutes of his life watching a film about a sport he has no interest in, even though by most accounts it’s pretty good and entertaining. This review of F1 should not be interpreted as a cry for help.
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