My Life as a Teenaged Girl
The Square Enix game My Life as a Darklord for WiiWare is actually pretty interesting. As long as you don’t let anybody see you playing it.
Our sinks are broken, and the lobster’s loose
There are at least 500 ways that 500 Days of Summer could’ve gone horribly wrong, but somehow they pulled it off.
The Play’s the Thing
I jump into the games vs. movies argument again, but this time Hitchock’s got my back.
Rule of Threes
Trine the game is clever and polished enough to win over even the most die-hard haters of jumping puzzles (e.g. me).
Very Red Necks
The only good thing I have to say about Near Dark is that at least the vampires don’t sparkle. Bonus: a rant about Transformers 2.
Thirty-Eight
From way over on the other side of the country, my family sent me a cake! It came in a big box packed with styrofoam and dry ice, like a transplant organ. I don’t want to think about what that must’ve cost. And I don’t want to make up a story about how I couldn’t…
Oh, dag-dag, Mark!
So after hearing and reading about it from all over, and then in preparation for the RiffTrax release, I finally bought and watched The Room. (In case you haven’t heard of the movie, it’s a comically inept melodrama-turned-comedy that developed a cult following after being relentlessly promoted in the LA area. Imagine this scene repeated…
Searching for Long-Range Comms
Moon is a 1970s psychological sci-fi movie artfully translated into 2009.