Spectre Collie
In praise of pork, salt, and sugar
Choosing a few bright spots from a miserable year
Merry Christmas from as close as I can get to the tropics sitting here on my couch
Dolly Parton is eternally awesome, and lately I’ve been trying to learn from her about real authenticity
Random psychic detritus left over from a weird adolescence
When you want to contribute to the normalization of bitterness and pointless nastiness for corporate profit, at least do it on your own terms
Relapse all you want, brain. I’ll just quit again. I could do this all day.
Food Network chefs hate me for sharing this one weird trick
Another side effect of a social media detox: realizing how far I am from being a functioning adult.
More than just narcissism, selfies keep me from repeating past mistakes.
Remember when people used to write blogs?
