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Draft Tweets
When you want to contribute to the normalization of bitterness and pointless nastiness for corporate profit, at least do it on your own terms
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Quit ’em if you smoke ’em!
Relapse all you want, brain. I’ll just quit again. I could do this all day.
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Welcome, Foolish Meeples
When hinges creak in doorless chambers… that is the time when nerds are present, talking about the Haunted Mansion: Call of the Spirits board game.
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Tomorrowland Trivia Authority
90% of me bragging about finally winning something, 10% reminiscing about Hipster Tomorrowland
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Sewing for Hapless Man-children
Another side effect of a social media detox: realizing how far I am from being a functioning adult.
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Portrait of the artist as a bald man
More than just narcissism, selfies keep me from repeating past mistakes.