What happens next
No, we can’t fix everything with one election. But I wish we were hearing more about how to keep this from ever happening again.
Draft Tweets
When you want to contribute to the normalization of bitterness and pointless nastiness for corporate profit, at least do it on your own terms

Quit ’em if you smoke ’em!
Relapse all you want, brain. I’ll just quit again. I could do this all day.

Welcome, Foolish Meeples
When hinges creak in doorless chambers… that is the time when nerds are present, talking about the Haunted Mansion: Call of the Spirits board game.
Tomorrowland Trivia Authority
90% of me bragging about finally winning something, 10% reminiscing about Hipster Tomorrowland
Sewing for Hapless Man-children
Another side effect of a social media detox: realizing how far I am from being a functioning adult.

