• Just when I thought I was out…

    Looper isn’t the time-traveling mob movie we expect, but it may just be the time-traveling mob movie we need.

  • Failure to Comply

    I can’t tell if Dredd is a satire on hyper-violent action movies, or just an unusually smart and well-made hyper-violent action movie. And I’m not entirely sure that the distinction even matters.

  • They Don’t Love You Like Google Loves You

    Maps in iOS 6 bring about the downfall of western civilization, and my disillusionment with tech commentary continues.

  • Everything is amazing and nobody’s insightful

    Tech writers are disillusioned with the iPhone 5, and I’m getting disillusioned with tech writers.

  • Greenlight

    Complaints about the $100 fee for submissions to Steam Greenlight show a fundamental misunderstanding of what Steam is.

  • Variations on a Queen

    Or, “Maybe I’m Just Like My Mother.” Brave is a Pixar movie that doesn’t behave like people want or expect it to. Unmarked spoilers.

  • All The President’s Bad Dudes

    My opinions about the “enthusiast press,” the relationship between game journalist and game developers, and a muddled blog post based on a faulty premise.

  • All We Are Saying Is Give Me a Sandwich

    A clarification on what it means to make a statement.

  • Critical Thinking Appreciation Day

    I’d like to declare August 3rd as a day for everyone to show their support for not acting like a damn moron.

  • Occupy Crime Alley

    The Dark Knight Rises explores the issue of wealth disparity by showing us that both rich and poor are united by a common lack of diction. Spoilers abound.

  • We Can Remake It For You Half-Assed

    There’s really nothing wrong with the Total Recall remake except for the disappointing Kuatolessness of it all.

  • What I Learned From The Movies On TV

    Live TV is sending me serious signals that it wants to spend more time apart.