Failure to Comply
I can’t tell if Dredd is a satire on hyper-violent action movies, or just an unusually smart and well-made hyper-violent action movie. And I’m not entirely sure that the distinction even matters.
They Don’t Love You Like Google Loves You
Maps in iOS 6 bring about the downfall of western civilization, and my disillusionment with tech commentary continues.
Everything is amazing and nobody’s insightful
Tech writers are disillusioned with the iPhone 5, and I’m getting disillusioned with tech writers.
Greenlight
Complaints about the $100 fee for submissions to Steam Greenlight show a fundamental misunderstanding of what Steam is.
Variations on a Queen
Or, “Maybe I’m Just Like My Mother.” Brave is a Pixar movie that doesn’t behave like people want or expect it to. Unmarked spoilers.
All The President’s Bad Dudes
My opinions about the “enthusiast press,” the relationship between game journalist and game developers, and a muddled blog post based on a faulty premise.
All We Are Saying Is Give Me a Sandwich
A clarification on what it means to make a statement.
Critical Thinking Appreciation Day
I’d like to declare August 3rd as a day for everyone to show their support for not acting like a damn moron.
Occupy Crime Alley
The Dark Knight Rises explores the issue of wealth disparity by showing us that both rich and poor are united by a common lack of diction. Spoilers abound.
We Can Remake It For You Half-Assed
There’s really nothing wrong with the Total Recall remake except for the disappointing Kuatolessness of it all.
What I Learned From The Movies On TV
Live TV is sending me serious signals that it wants to spend more time apart.
The Dream of the 90s is Alive in Tristram
Look! I sure do have a lot to say about that Diablo 3 game over there!