Category: Movies

Turns Out the Walrus Was Paul (Making Sense of Glass Onion)
Answering (most of) my own questions about Glass Onion

Glass Onion and the Post-Whodunnit Detective Story
Glass Onion is fantastic, a thoroughly contemporary satirical comedy that also feels like a comfortable, old-fashioned murder mystery

Black Adam, or, Welcome To The Rock
Black Adam seems like what you would get if you made a movie out of The Rock

One Thing I Like About Werewolf By Night
Werewolf By Night wasn’t quite as bold as I’d been hoping for, but it pushed the limits of what you can do within the MCU

I, Too, Am An Adult With Very Strong Opinions About Mario Mario
Lazy dunking on casting Chris Pratt has revealed something I never fully appreciated about the franchise

A Few More Things I Like About Barbarian
Still thinking about a horror movie that probably wasn’t intended to be quite as thoughtful as I made it sound. Minor spoilers.

One Thing I Like About Barbarian
Barbarian doesn’t just mock “Don’t open that door!” moments in horror movies, but explains why you would open that door. (No significant spoilers)

One Thing I Like About Confess, Fletch
A re-vitalization of Gregory MacDonald’s 1976 novel that somehow feels timeless

One Thing I Like About Orphan: First Kill
This prequel to a 13-year-old movie has no right to be as much fun as it is. (Spoilers for both Orphan movies in the second half)

One Thing I Like About Last Night in Soho
An over-saturated experiment in style that was much more entertaining than I’d expected.

One Thing I Love About Prey
The new Predator movie is set 300 years ago in the Comanche nation and is fantastic

The Ineffable Subtleties of “Ow! My Balls”
I get annoyed with a vlogbrother and defend a movie I thought was just okay











