Category: Movies
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A Thousand Points of Light
Distraction-free entertainment is totally L7 to the max, Daddy-o! The kidz are all about the texting these days and you just have to get on board with the program!
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Knowing is Half the Battle
I can’t stop myself from writing about The Cabin in the Woods. Some validation and a question after a second viewing. Still includes tons of unmarked spoilers, so see it already.
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Slutty Until Proven Innocent
Or, “Five Characters In Search Of A Little Human Empathy.” Copious unmarked spoilers for The Cabin in the Woods, discussing how it mocks not just horror movies’ stereotypes, but the audience’s own.
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No, Virginia
John Carter is not a movie adaptation of A Princess of Mars, and that’s my biggest problem with it.
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A Cookie Filled With Arsenic
Sweet Smell of Success is a classic movie with one of the greatest screenplays in the history of cinema. The Duellists is… not. I don’t understand why The Castro decided to run them together.
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Heart Felt
We’re long past due for sincerity to make a comeback, and The Muppets are the perfect ones to bring it.
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They Don’t Make ‘Em Like That Anymore
Captain America: The First Avenger is another case of Marvel making franchise movies better than they need to be.
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Autobots! Roll (your eyes) out!
The Transformers movies are the after-effects of the 1990s disguised as nostalgia for the 1980s.
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Spielberg & Abrams At The Movies
Super 8 is a movie about making and watching movies, and it’s best not to know any more than that.