Category: Movies
No, Virginia
John Carter is not a movie adaptation of A Princess of Mars, and that’s my biggest problem with it.
A Cookie Filled With Arsenic
Sweet Smell of Success is a classic movie with one of the greatest screenplays in the history of cinema. The Duellists is… not. I don’t understand why The Castro decided to run them together.
Heart Felt
We’re long past due for sincerity to make a comeback, and The Muppets are the perfect ones to bring it.
They Don’t Make ‘Em Like That Anymore
Captain America: The First Avenger is another case of Marvel making franchise movies better than they need to be.
Autobots! Roll (your eyes) out!
The Transformers movies are the after-effects of the 1990s disguised as nostalgia for the 1980s.
Spielberg & Abrams At The Movies
Super 8 is a movie about making and watching movies, and it’s best not to know any more than that.
Ms. Verisimilitude for Her
Thoughts after watching Bridesmaids and what I’m hoping is witnessing the slow heat death of Hollywood.
Did Someone Say… Dance?
Sucker Punch tries to elevate the turn-your-brain-off movie to the level of icepick lobotomy. It’s thoroughly disappointing that it works as often as it does.
The Life of the Easily-Distracted Mind
Thoughts about high art, low art, and false populism in the movie business.
Wingtips of Desire
I don’t have time to write too much about The Adjustment Bureau, but I can’t let a pun title go to waste.