Category: Disney
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Everything is Counterfactual
Changes to Splash Mountain reveal how a Disney-loving southern boy came to have false memories of his childhood
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Disney Blasphemy Featuring IPCOT
Second-guessing some truths that Disney fans hold to be self-evident.
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A New Hope, or, We Would Like to See the Baby
Ending a week of Star Wars obsession by acknowledging that everything is going to be fine.
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One Thing I Already Love About Rise of the Resistance
I have opinions about a ride I haven’t even been on yet.
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But Not For Me
Thoughts on living in a world where both The Force Awakens and Rogue One exist, and each has huge fans.
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Frozen II: More and Less of the Same
Frozen II has all the baggage you’d expect from the sequel to a runaway Disney fairytale blockbuster, but insists on having its characters grow and change.
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Won’t Someone Think of the Phoenicians?!
Or, “If We Can Dream It, Then We Can Complain About It.” I am a middle-aged man who has strong opinions about Epcot.
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No Toy Left Hanging
Toy Story 4 is my favorite in the series, a perfect farewell to the characters and the more satisfying conclusion I didn’t know I needed.
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One Thing I Love About Millennium Falcon: Smuggler’s Run
The new Millennium Falcon ride at Galaxy’s Edge in Disneyland reminded me a lot of the source of all dark side evil on Dagobah, but in a good way.
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Impressions de Disneyland
Last week, we went to Universal Studios Hollywood and Disneyland to celebrate my 44th birthday. It was my third trip to Disneyland this year and no, you’re the one with the problem. I’d never been to Universal in Hollywood, although I’ve been to the Orlando version a few times. Join me for a magical journey…