A Few More Things I Like About Barbarian
Still thinking about a horror movie that probably wasn’t intended to be quite as thoughtful as I made it sound. Minor spoilers.
One Thing I Like About Barbarian
Barbarian doesn’t just mock “Don’t open that door!” moments in horror movies, but explains why you would open that door. (No significant spoilers)
I Don’t Know How I Feel About Dreamlight Valley
Disney’s new “kind of free-to-play but also not really” game is confusing the heck out of me and I can’t stop playing it
One Thing I Like About Confess, Fletch
A re-vitalization of Gregory MacDonald’s 1976 novel that somehow feels timeless
Long Live the Smarm
The Queen is dead. Now is the time of warring edgelords.
Literacy 2022: Book 11: Carmilla
A classic gothic horror story that can’t help but be compared to Dracula (but holds its own pretty well!)
Department of Pettiness, Young Adult Literature Division
I demand retroactive credit for biting my tongue for so many years.
One Thing I Like About She-Hulk: Attorney At Law
Watch me take a few hundred words to say “Tatiana Maslany”
Move Over, Bacon, Slowly, Without Making Eye Contact
A short story about the time I went to see a taping of Kate & Allie
Literacy 2022: Book 10: Zombie Spaceship Wasteland
Patton Oswalt’s psuedo-memoir in essay format
One Thing I Like About Orphan: First Kill
This prequel to a 13-year-old movie has no right to be as much fun as it is. (Spoilers for both Orphan movies in the second half)
Revisionist History and Revisionist Present, Splash Mountain Edition
Thoughts on an update of a Disney ride, and being on the internet without taking the bait.