
The Long Goodbye, or, The Proto-Lebowski?
I tried really hard to like the 70s noir classic, but I ended up just having to appreciate it

Tuesday Tune Two-Fer: The Very Best (Not Available In Some Areas)
Two tunes that may or may not make you feel better about yourself

The Primevals, or, Mighty Joe Older Than I Thought
The Yeti-hunting adventure from 2023 is a showcase for stop-motion animation that looks old-school because it is

Shut it down
Computer nerd gratitude, an extremely inessential take on finding the rare things that aren’t getting worse

Tuesday Tune Two-Fer: It Bears Repeating
Two tunes wanting to make absolutely sure you heard them when they said they’re in love

Phantasm, or, Ow, My Balls!
One of the scariest movies from my childhood turns out to be charmingly weird and nonsensical

I Ain’t Watching That: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Cultural diffusion and a status update on my journey into horror

Psycho III, or, Crane in Vain
Psycho III is the sequel that really understands the original and gives it exactly the amount of reverence it deserves







