
The Primevals, or, Mighty Joe Older Than I Thought
The Yeti-hunting adventure from 2023 is a showcase for stop-motion animation that looks old-school because it is

Shut it down
Computer nerd gratitude, an extremely inessential take on finding the rare things that aren’t getting worse

Tuesday Tune Two-Fer: It Bears Repeating
Two tunes wanting to make absolutely sure you heard them when they said they’re in love

Phantasm, or, Ow, My Balls!
One of the scariest movies from my childhood turns out to be charmingly weird and nonsensical

I Ain’t Watching That: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Cultural diffusion and a status update on my journey into horror

Psycho III, or, Crane in Vain
Psycho III is the sequel that really understands the original and gives it exactly the amount of reverence it deserves

Psycho II, or, Repro Bates
If you’re going to insist on making a movie that doesn’t need to exist, you could do worse than the sequel to Psycho

First Person Commuter, or, One Thing I Like About Exit 8
Like the video game it’s based on, Exit 8 does a lot with a little. It just doesn’t do quite enough.







