Category: Arts & Entertainment

  • Two Great Tastes (One More Thing I Love About Final Destination: Bloodlines)

    Two Great Tastes (One More Thing I Love About Final Destination: Bloodlines)

    This post has lots of spoilers for both Final Destination: Bloodlines and the first Final Destination movie, as well as maybe The Monkey and The Cabin in the Woods.

    When I was still coming off of my high of seeing Final Destination: Bloodlines, I said that not only did it nail the formula better than any other entry in the franchise, but it also managed to avoid being completely nihilistic, and even ended on a note that was almost uplifting. I didn’t want to overstate it, but was just marveling at how it managed to lean into the black comedy inherent in the premise, but without becoming so campy or silly as to turn into a horror movie parody.

    But since watching the sixth movie (and scheduling another visit to see it in IMAX), I’ve been reading through my old posts about the series, and re-watching all of the recaps on the YouTube channel Dead Meat. That reminded me of the maudlin (and in my opinion, just awful) original ending of the first Final Destination, which had the characters breaking the cycle by having our hero sacrifice himself and help bring new life into the world.

    You could conclude that that’s a lesson about focus testing and studio interference, or you could conclude, as I did, that the Final Destination movies need to stick to their formula and stop trying to introduce any kind of emotional heft into a series specifically about a cast full of people all dying in absurdly improbable ways.

    But then I started thinking about another scene in Bloodlines, which built off an idea from Final Destination 2: you can “satisfy” death by dying and then somehow being resurrected.1Which is an idea I’ve seen pop up in several other movies since then, as well. The character of Erik plans to save his brother Bobby, who’s next in line, by aggravating his peanut allergy until he flatlines, and then having the hospital staff bring him back.

    Erik starts to get him a bag of roasted peanuts, but Bobby says as long as they’re doing this, he wants to get a pack of peanut butter cups. (Which he’s presumably never tasted, of course).2And we’re given a clear shot of the warning label on the vending machine, right before they start trying to tip it over, because this movie understands exactly how the series is all about planting ideas in the audience’s mind. And the moment I like so much, which seemed like nothing more than a good gag at first: Bobby takes a bite of it, and he says, “It’s so good.” The reason I like it is because he’s marked for death, but he has a small moment of choosing to enjoy something.

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      Which is an idea I’ve seen pop up in several other movies since then, as well.
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      And we’re given a clear shot of the warning label on the vending machine, right before they start trying to tip it over, because this movie understands exactly how the series is all about planting ideas in the audience’s mind.
  • One Thing I Love About Final Destination: Bloodlines

    One Thing I Love About Final Destination: Bloodlines

    The Final Destination series is a perfect example of why it’s usually a bad idea for me to review a movie right after I’ve seen it. Until I get the chance to ruminate on it for a while, I’m either too positive about it1I actually said I really liked Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. What’s up with that?!, or I’m too negative about it.

    I absolutely love the gimmick behind the series, but I was way too dismissive of them initially, and I’ve tried to set the record straight in recent years. In fact, after being too dismissive, I got weirdly possessive of the franchise enough that I never saw the fourth one, for some dumb reason like thinking it was way too early to be doing a reboot.

    But in my defense, it often seems like the filmmakers aren’t quite sure what they think of the franchise, either. They seem a little bit reluctant to fully embrace the idea that these are almost black comedies as much as they are horror/suspense movies. The third has long been my favorite, because it felt like they leaned into the fact that it’s all absurd, without ever devolving fully into camp.

    I’ve heard that the fifth installment gets the tone right, but I’ll never see it because it has a set piece involving LASIK surgery, which is my biggest can’t-handle.2Lots of horror posters seem to involve eye trauma over the past few years, and I wish they’d cut it out.

    So I completely loved Final Destination: Bloodlines, which might be the best realization of the franchise’s premise. It was so much fun. And the horror isn’t diminished by the sense of humor, since the most horrific scenes are also inherently the funniest. I was laughing out loud while I was cringing, covering my eyes, and trying to crawl into the theater seat. Not to mention frequently reflexively covering up the most sensitive parts of my body like a hot woman in a shower in a teen sex comedy.

    Also, I’m grateful to this movie for putting a permanent end to the notion that I might someday want to get a septum ring.

    The best example of how the movie hits exactly the right combination of suspense and comedy is the opening set piece, which perfectly sets the tone for everything that’s to follow. It’s a staple of the franchise to start the movie with an elaborate disaster, the scale of which has increased from movie to movie. This one — following a Laura Linney-esque protagonist on a momentous date to the top of a Space Needle-inspired building — is especially drawn out. Not even so much for the scenes of disaster, but for moment after moment after moment of perfectly-executed foreshadowing. In fact, this one goes so far that it’s fiveshadowing.

    Lines like “I think I’ll live” and “I’ll hang onto you” and “for the rest of my life.” An over-stuffed elevator that doesn’t seem to be functioning. A snooty maitre’d who you’re just waiting to meet a grisly fate. A tower whose groaning superstructure you can hear from the floor-to-ceiling plate glass windows. An out-of-control flambé. A glass dance floor. A chandelier shedding crystals onto the glass. A band performing a raucous version of “Shout” and encouraging the dancers to stomp on the floor. As the tension builds, there’s a mind-blowingly great sequence of quick cuts showing threats around the restaurant, including a guest cracking the top of a creme brûlée, and a carver slicing up prime rib.

    And a running story of just the shittiest kid, starting with him getting yelled at for pulling a penny out of a fountain.

    This sequence, and the way it’s perfectly in sync with what the audience is thinking, and the way it sadistically stretches out the tension, are a perfect encapsulation of what makes the Final Destination series so brilliant. It’s not just a case of planning out an elaborate death sequence, and it’s not even just a case of hinting at all the ways a character might possibly die in this scene. It’s knowing exactly how long to hold a moment, exactly how to plant an image in the audience’s mind that will continue to linger for the next several minutes, and exactly how to strike the right balance between suspense, horror, and comedy.

    And that sequence isn’t even my favorite thing about the movie, which is a spoiler. I will say that my only criticism of the movie is that so much of it is in the trailers and teasers, so if you’re lucky enough not to have watched them yet, avoid the promotional stuff until after you’ve seen the movie. There are still some great surprises, but it did lessen the tension when I’d already seen a couple of the best set pieces.

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      I actually said I really liked Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. What’s up with that?!
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      Lots of horror posters seem to involve eye trauma over the past few years, and I wish they’d cut it out.
  • Literacy 2025: Book 17: My Favorite Thing Is Monsters (Volume One)

    Literacy 2025: Book 17: My Favorite Thing Is Monsters (Volume One)

    Book
    My Favorite Thing is Monsters, Volume One by Emil Ferris

    Synopsis
    This is the spiral-bound notebook of Karen Reyes, a 10-year-old living in a basement apartment in Chicago with her mother and older brother. She loves monster movies and horror comics, and she wishes that she’ll be bitten by an undead creature to transform her into the werewolf girl that she knows she truly is. When her troubled upstairs neighbor is killed by a gunshot, she puts on her brother’s trenchcoat and hat and becomes a noir detective on a mission to solve the case.

    Notes
    For years I’ve been hearing this book described as “astonishing,” “dazzling,” “beautiful,” and “profound.” All the superlatives are accurate. It’s absolutely stunning in how it combines images and words in ways that can only exist in a graphic novel, to the degree that neither seems to be a complement for the other; they inextricably linked with each other.

    It also tackles some of the heaviest of heavy topics — the Holocaust, racism, homophobia, cruelty, isolation, poverty, murder, grief, guilt — in a way that doesn’t rob them of their weight and impact, but also aren’t too heavy that you want to look away or become overwhelmed. It’s all processed through the mind of a girl who’s extremely intelligent, but has a specific frame of reference (or lack thereof) for everything, so there’s a sense of fascination to it all.

    And the art is stunning throughout. Karen copies the covers of her favorite horror comics (they form the chapter breaks), and she loves going to the Art Institute with her older brother and copying some of her favorite paintings. She has synesthesia, and many of the paintings have smells that trigger strong memories for her. Her drawings are mostly done in pencil with cross-hatched shading, often with colored pencil, and sometimes in ink when she’s recounting particularly traumatic events.

    Volume One ends on something of a cliffhanger, and Volume Two was just released last year after a seven year delay. I’m eager to see how the story ends, but I think it’ll be a while before I tackle it. As amazing as My Favorite Thing Is Monsters is, it’s felt like a dark cloud of sadness hanging over everything.

    Verdict
    Undeniably a masterpiece, a look at the dark cruelty of the world and the bright moments of kindness, all interpreted by an unusually imaginative child.

  • One Thing I Like About Asteroid City

    One Thing I Like About Asteroid City

    Several years ago, I went with my family on a rare trip for us all to see a movie together. I don’t remember what we went to see, probably whatever was the blockbuster out in December 2004 that seemed like it would appeal to everyone. What I do vividly remember is that when we got to the theater, my family surprised me by telling me that they’d gotten us all tickets for The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, simply because I’d said I was looking forward to seeing it.

    During the scene where the crew finds the jaguar shark, and Bill Murray delivers the line, “I wonder if it remembers me,” I burst into tears. Afterwards on the drive home, I said that I’d loved it. The rest of my family said some variation on “I’m glad you liked it. I didn’t get it.”

    I mention that mostly to illustrate how awesome and generous and kind my family is. But also to say that I now understand exactly how they felt. I watched Asteroid City, and I had the clear impression that it was trying very hard to say something profound, and I just plain didn’t get it.

    When I finished it last night, I was content to say that it was very pretty, and I appreciated that it went so hard on its 50s aesthetic, and it did actually make me laugh a few times. (The only one I remember is when the stop-motion alien realizes he’s being photographed, and he poses with the meteor). And I thought it was interesting to switch between the movie and the movie as a play about the development and production of the play that is the movie.

    But when I woke up this morning, I was bizarrely, irrationally, irritated by it. What was the point of all that?!

    I guess I can appreciate the notion of Wes Anderson attempting to take the twee artifice of his movies as far as it can possibly go. Asteroid City makes the deliberate, tightly-controlled artificiality not just a stylistic choice, but an idea. An insistence that the style of unnatural compositions; stilted delivery of overly-wordy, mannered dialogue; and scene structure that leaves the purpose of each scene enigmatic; is all just presentation, but it’s not the point. That all of it is artificial, down to its core, but the point isn’t to make people believe the artifice, but to understand and feel the universal ideas floating underneath in a way that’s emotional instead of intellectual.

    So, for instance, you can be looking at too many recognizable actors crammed into a fake submarine looking at a clearly fake fish and still be suddenly moved to tears. I got the sense that the equivalent scene in Asteroid City was supposed to be the one in which Jason Schwartzman’s character steps out of both the movie and the play-that-is-the-movie, and he listens as Margot Robbie’s character describes her scene that was cut from the production. But if there was something there that was intended to hit me like an emotional ton of bricks, I deftly avoided it, somehow.

    I saw a blurb from a review where the reviewer confidently and simply summed it up as being “about grief.” But that’s a topic that seems to run through all of Anderson’s movies; it’s kind of like patting yourself on the back for saying a Martin Scorsese movie is “about Italians.”

    Maybe it’s an extension of the idea of mannerisms piled on mannerisms, to the point that we’re completely out of touch with how we feel and why we do things. Like the conversations with Scarlett Johansson’s character, where she reveals that she’s been acting so long that she’s aware of how she’s supposed to feel, and she can perform emotions, but doesn’t actually feel them. Or the repeated scenes where the moments of genuine emotional connection in Asteroid City are described instead of performed. Or for that matter, the whole format of plays within movies within plays. (Which they completely undermine by having Bryan Cranston appear in the color segments, just for what felt like a gag that didn’t land, which annoyed the hell out of me).

    Anyway, the whole point of “One Thing I Like” was to keep myself from rambling on trying to interpret everything about a movie, so I’ll just name one thing I like: Tilda Swinton’s performance as Dr Hickenlooper. There wasn’t a bad performance in the movie; everybody was doing exactly what was required by the handbook of How To Act In A Wes Anderson Film. But Swinton somehow seemed to be so thoroughly present. (I thought the same about Cate Blanchett’s performance in The Life Aquatic).

    Not really naturalistic — because a naturalistic performance in this kind of movie would feel tone-deaf — but simply like she actually existed in this universe, instead of being an actor playing a character who exists in this universe. I realize I’m not breaking new ground by pointing out that Tilda Swinton is an astonishingly good actor, but this relatively small part made me think that I would believe her in anything.

    Oh, I also liked that in the scene where Jason Schwartzman’s character is auditioning for the part in front of the playwright (played by Edward Norton), we get increasingly clear shots of the homoerotic art hanging on the playwright’s walls. The focus is on the performance, while a painting of a bare ass is clearly visible in the background, in spotlight. It’s never addressed or explained. (But I would’ve greatly preferred it if it had been left completely unaddressed, and hadn’t ended with a kiss that makes it feel like a cheap gag).

  • Tuesday Tune Two-Fer: Everyone Knows The Water Is Warm Enough

    Tuesday Tune Two-Fer: Everyone Knows The Water Is Warm Enough

    One of my (many) cultural blind spots is that I never really got into Prince. I know all the hits, of course, and I’ve been trying to get caught up in my adult years. But back in the 80s, I categorized Prince and the Revolution as being decidedly not for me.

    I remember opening the LP of 1999 and being immediately scandalized at the huge centerfold of nude Prince lying there. Oh no, I am not supposed to be seeing this! I closed it and from then on tried to ensure that my parents never witnessed what I’d bought with their money.

    So I didn’t fully appreciate the video for “Kiss” until several years ago, when I finally clued into how it’s so simultaneously corny and drily funny. I never thought of Prince as having much of a sense of humor — especially since Purple Rain never struck me as anything but painfully earnest — but here he’s clearly making fun of himself and his image.

    Key to all of that is stripping it down to just him and Wendy Melvoin on guitar. For those of us who only knew of Prince as being on stages surrounded by meticulously art-directed and choreographed musicians and supermodels, it was a huge change to see such a relatively spare video. If the point of the video had been simply “I write music and play a ton of instruments and am super sexy,” then it could’ve just been Prince and the veiled dancer. But since the point was to have fun and poke fun at his own image, he needed to play off one of the most talented members of his band.

    And she’s always come across as so cool in that video. Absolutely part of the whole showmanship and schtick of being in The Revolution, but also grimacing when he gets uncomfortably close. “Prince is gonna Prince! Gotta love ‘im!”1I am vaguely aware that Wendy and Lisa were seriously on the outs with Prince for some time, but I thought it was heartwarming to hear Melvoin talk after his death about her experiences working with him.

    Melvoin has done a lot outside of her work with Prince, as part of Wendy and Lisa and other collaborations both with and without Lisa Coleman, so I don’t want to diminish that. But I’m fascinated by this specific moment, when a superstar chose to be goofy and take the piss out of himself, so instead of “Waterfall” or “Computer Blue,” I’ll be corny and pair it with my favorite song by The Association. Who makes “Kiss” work? Everyone knows it’s Wendy.

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      I am vaguely aware that Wendy and Lisa were seriously on the outs with Prince for some time, but I thought it was heartwarming to hear Melvoin talk after his death about her experiences working with him.
  • Literacy 2025: Book 16: The Twisted Ones

    Literacy 2025: Book 16: The Twisted Ones

    Book
    The Twisted Ones by T. Kingfisher

    Synopsis
    Melissa, nicknamed “Mouse,” has been asked by her father to help clean out the home of her recently-deceased grandmother. She travels alone with her dog to the house, deep in the woods of North Carolina, and discovers that in addition to being cruel and abusive, the woman had been a hoarder. As she’s sorting through years’ worth of collected trash, she discovers a hidden diary written by her grandmother’s second husband. It contains an unsettling description of a Green Book that has been hidden somewhere in the house, his encounters with strange creatures in the woods, and a repeated litany that includes the line I twisted myself like the twisted ones. She starts searching for the Green Book that might help explain the man’s descent into madness, and she begins to realize that there is something outside the house at night, trying to get inside.

    Notes
    This is the first book I’ve read by T. Kingfisher, and I’m still not sure what to make of it. I definitely enjoyed it, but it wasn’t at all what I’d expected.

    In particular, the tone was so lighthearted that it often felt like it was somehow a parody of itself. Mouse is frequently making wisecracks and half-serious observations about the things that are going on, while the things that are going on are all straight out of a folk horror story. And a genuinely creepy one at that.

    It almost seems like it’d be easier to process if it had been so flippant that it was no longer scary. But there are descriptions of being alone in the house at night, with rooms left unexplored, and with strange things outside, that are extremely effective. Especially if you’re reading it in bed in the dark.

    At the same time, there’s a cast of other characters who join Mouse to help her out, going past the role of comic relief and joining in the wisecracks. It almost feels like a self-imposed writing challenge, to put as many elements into the story as possible to completely deflate any sense of tension and isolation, but still somehow make it scary.

    The afterword for the book explains that it was inspired by a letter by HP Lovecraft, which was commenting on a real 19th-century horror story called The White People. Some of the character names, plus the format of a partially-remembered account of a lost book, are taken from that story. The Twisted Ones is a really interesting, contemporary take on that format so common to turn-of-the-20th-century horror, where horrific events are described second- or third-hand from letters or journals, stories within stories within stories.

    Verdict
    It seems like the book simply shouldn’t work as well as it does. Using the tone of something like a Douglas Adams novel to tell a folk horror story feels like it should be a disaster, too flippant to be genuinely scary, and yet I found myself sufficiently creeped out at all the right moments.

  • Magic What We Do (Rewatching Sinners)

    Magic What We Do (Rewatching Sinners)

    There’s a whole sub-genre of YouTube video titled something like “10 Things You Missed In <Latest Blockbuster Movie Release>!” Occasionally, it’ll be given the slightly more charitable title of things you might have missed, but the implication is always the same. I didn’t take two whole semesters of cinema studies classes in college just to have some YouTuber talking shit about my media literacy!

    But then again, maybe I should chill out a little bit. Especially considering that I finally got to watch Sinners for a second time last night, and there were plenty of details that I’d missed the first time.

    On the whole, I’m very glad I saw it again, because it reduced the scope of it in my mind a little bit. Not just because we didn’t see it in IMAX this time, but because I could stop thinking of it as this epic parable waiting for me to pick it apart and impose my own interpretation on it, until I eventually got a certificate from the filmmakers saying “Congratulations! You understood it!” Instead, I can just appreciate it as an outstanding movie.

    Some of the stuff that I’d missed is so obvious, it’s a little bit embarrassing. But I have enough trouble understanding dialogue in movies anyway, and it’s made harder when the characters are speaking in heavy dialect. Here are a few of the things I noticed this time around.

    The highlight of the movie is still the sequence where Sam performs “I Lied to You,” which turns into the montage of the power of music to span across time and across cultures. Even when I knew it was coming, it still made me involuntarily gasp and my eyes fill with tears. Still just a literally breathtaking combination of images and music and ideas.

    But throughout the movie, music is used as a representation of magic. Earlier I picked out the scene in which Annie is preparing a mojo bag for Smoke, and the music (titled “Why You Here” on the soundtrack) that has been playing throughout the scene perfectly syncs up with her striking a match three times.

    It suggests that the “background” music throughout the movie isn’t entirely non-diegetic. It represents the magic that surrounds these characters, and it goes into sync during the moments when the characters are able to tap into that magic. Or overwhelming emotion, which is depicted as the same thing.

    When Delta Slim is telling the story of how his friend was lynched in a train station, he becomes so overwhelmed at the grief and injustice of it that he can’t do anything but start humming a blues riff and stomping his feet. It’s a powerful reminder to the audience that “the blues” isn’t just some abstract style of music, but an expression of insurmountable pain and grief.

    And the earlier scene between Annie and Smoke is echoed near the end of the movie, after Smoke has sent Sam home and has taken out most of the klansmen who showed up to destroy the juke joint. He keeps having flashbacks to the previous night, and in particular to how he’s lost all of the most important people in his life, and there’s a sense that he’s feeling not just rage, but survivor’s guilt. As the music crescendos, he rips off the mojo bag from around his neck, and the music suddenly stops.

    When we see Annie again, nursing their baby, the earlier theme is repeated, now called “Elijah.” He’s smoking a cigarette, she calls him by his real name, and in a wonderful moment I’d completely missed, she says, “You don’t want to get that Smoke on him.”

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  • One Thing I Love About Poker Face: “The Game is a Foot”

    One Thing I Love About Poker Face: “The Game is a Foot”

    I absolutely loved the first season of Poker Face and was already excited to see where it would go in the next season, even before the next season was confirmed.

    One of the many, many things I liked about it was that it was straddling multiple eras. It’s a celebration of classic television — not just in art direction, but in the anthology format, the prominent placement of guest stars, and most obviously, all the references to Columbo. But at the same time, it’s defiantly not a period piece, with many of the plots making use of ubiquitous smart phones, and an undercurrent of 21st century social media-driven culture running through everything.

    I’d expected the second season to follow roughly the same format, starting with an episode setting up the season-long premise of Charlie being on the run yet again, this time from a different unseen crime boss. So I was delighted to see that the first episode had almost no interest in being an “anchor” for very serious world- and lore-building, but instead just wanted to have fun being cleverly goofy.

    My favorite thing in the episode was the first act. The entire first season was an extended example of gathering some of the smartest screenwriters and giving them free rein to experiment with all the different ways you can use Columbo‘s reveal-the-killer-in-the-first-act formula. It always results in brilliant cases of seeing things in a new context: oh, here’s where we’re seeing the same events from Charlie’s perspective, or this thing actually happened because of that other thing, or this character was actually motivated by that. For anybody who’s ever spent any time breaking down a story, it made each episode feel like a masterfully elaborate magic trick.

    This episode piled so many layers of ideas on top of each other, with one complication on top of another, that you couldn’t help but feel sympathy for its villain, and feel her stress for the moment when everything would hopelessly fall apart. Even while the tone of everything was so deliberately wacky — ending the episode with TMBG’s “I Palindrome I” and “Someday mother will die and we’ll get the money” was a perfect, chef’s-kiss flourish — that I was laughing out loud more often than I have since watching The Good Place.

    When they first announced the season, it was with a huge focus on the guest stars, and Cynthia Erivo in particular. I assumed it was to piggy-back off of the huge press push for Wicked — not in any way intended to be dismissive of her work, but simply because I’m not familiar with her work but am extremely familiar with how network marketing works. And I was mistaken. This is absolutely a showcase for her, and she gives an outstanding, backwards-and-in-high-heels performance.

    I worry that it won’t be recognized as such, because it’s comedic. But the fact that it’s in such a broadly comedic episode is exactly why it’s so impressive. She has to play five different characters. All ranging in tone from completely grounded, to over-the-top caricatures. One of whom is a mild parody of her off-screen persona. Another who’s explicitly described as a bad actress. And is frequently having to play one of the other characters but still be immediately recognized to the audience as someone else. And who’s a bad actress afraid of being caught in a lie, but genuinely moved by hearing people being sympathetic to her real identity. It seems like something that’s made more challenging because the episode is so unapologetically silly.

    Jasmine Guy is also excellent at selling a performance that doesn’t allow for any trace of nuance but still has to feel real enough for you to sympathize with a murderer.

    And just like the first act kept piling on complications for Amber, the rest of the episode is just layers on layers of brilliant, dumb jokes. I want to see a full episode of Kid Cop Nights now as much as I want to see Spooky and the Cop. Especially the one where she’s on the hunt for the Zodiac killer. I love the idea of television producers (and a stage mom) so crass that they have a series starring a child set primarily at night, and they get around child labor issues by casting quadruplets. I love that ever since childhood, Amber has been so completely committed to making “butt-munch” a catchphrase. And I love the fact that the way Charlie finally figures out what happened (after initially assuming sixtuplets) is by making a connection through Kevin Bacon.

    Few things make me happier than seeing smart people having fun being silly and stupid. I love that the makers of Poker Face weren’t afraid of starting the season that went all-in on comedy, worried that it’d be too frivolous and would be better saved for later in the season, and they still came out with a kind of mission statement for the series. Even when they’re not making intricately-crafted murder mysteries, they’re making intricately-crafted, virtuosic television.

  • Literacy 2025: Book 15: Dark Matter

    Literacy 2025: Book 15: Dark Matter

    Book
    Dark Matter by Blake Crouch

    Synopsis
    Jason Dessen is a quantum physicist living in Chicago, teaching at a university, and happily married with a teenage son. A contentious encounter with an old friend and roommate leaves Jason wondering about how his life would’ve gone differently had he pursued his research instead of settling down with a family. That night, he’s kidnapped by a stranger, injected with a disorienting drug, and left for dead inside an abandoned warehouse. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a familiar but alien version of his own world, where he’d not only continued his research into quantum entanglement, but taken it to an extreme that he never would’ve thought possible.

    Notes
    Usually, I can appreciate an author’s talent at making a book propulsive and engaging, even if I’m not entirely won over by its depth. Getting the pacing right for a thriller is really difficult, and it should be respected! And I’m also warming up to the idea of authors taking big swings stylistically, choosing to forgo straightforward, naturalistic writing in favor of making the prose itself interesting. But Dark Matter didn’t entirely work for me.

    A big part of it is the writing style, and since I haven’t read anything else by Crouch, I still don’t know whether it’s his style, or if it’s a specific affectation he uses in this book. But there’s a drastically overused tendency to write in sentence fragments.

    A few words.

    A period.

    An adjective.

    Another adjective.

    And so on.

    Separated by lengthy, exposition-heavy dialogue in which characters that all have mostly the same voice will give a layman’s explanation of quantum theory or the layout of Chicago. It is undeniably good for pacing, and I often found myself barreling through it, but it also never stops being distracting.

    I can’t really fault the book for its content feeling overfamiliar, since it was written during the initial wave of similar projects, and I’m only reading it now after the ideas have been overused in popular culture.

    Multiverses.

    Alternate realities.

    Sliding Doors.

    Everything.

    Everywhere.

    All at Once.

    I feel like I can fault it for taking too long to get to the point, however. The first two thirds of the book are going to feel familiar to anyone who’s ever read or seen a story about multiverses, and it seems to treat the Schrödinger’s cat thought experiment as if it were still an idea unexplored in popular fiction.

    But the last third has a twist/plot development that I genuinely hadn’t seen coming, and it’s by far the most interesting idea in the book. Unsettling in its implications, took the story in a whole new direction, turned the story from suspense thriller into horror, since I had no idea how the protagonist could possibly get out of the situation.

    And that ties into my other main criticism of the book, which is that it’s so completely solipsistic, something it mentions in passing but still doesn’t seem to be aware of how off-putting it is. The protagonist is the most important character in the multiverse, and everyone else is an afterthought. I noticed this the most in its handling of its two women characters, who are both described with respect, but are put into roles where they have no real agency apart from supporting or driving the main character. One of them even mentions that she’s being treated as a prize to be won, which doesn’t patch over the problem but merely draws attention to it.

    But in its defense, she (Daniela, Jason’s wife) is also the character who explains why their solution for the book’s unsolvable final conflict is a satisfying one, calling out the very specific choices that do make us unique in an infinite multiverse. I was just disappointed that so much of the book is about her, without actually giving her a more significant role to play.

    Verdict
    I wouldn’t be as critical of a book that I didn’t enjoy reading at all, and Dark Matter is compelling and engaging, with the last third exploring an idea that I hadn’t expected and I hadn’t seen before. If you read it as an entertaining suspense thriller, the kind designed to hit the New York Times bestseller list and written with the movie rights already in mind, it’s solid. But (at the risk of being too corny) if you look at it too closely, it all starts to collapse.

  • Tuesday Tune Two-Fer: He’s Been There The Whole Time

    Tuesday Tune Two-Fer: He’s Been There The Whole Time

    If you’re not watching Game Changers on Dropout, you should start. I admit I was skeptical when the clips from that series and its spin-off Make Some Noise kept popping up on YouTube and Instagram: I didn’t think the material was all that funny, but I did love how the cast all so enthusiastically supported each other. That seems to be an overriding ethos of the channel and all of its series. Everybody’s just kind to each other, and it’s so refreshing to see. But Game Changers has come into its own the past couple of seasons, with some genuinely brilliant concepts.

    Anyway, the most recent episode featured “Kiss from a Rose” by Seal, for reasons I won’t spoil. It was the first time I’d heard the song in a long time, and it got immediately stuck in my head. I’d never thought much about it in the early 90s when it was released, beyond “hella corny” and “Batman” and “that hot dude singing with his shirt open.” Very rarely, I’ll launch into “my power, my pleasure, my pain!” if I hear it playing in a grocery store or something. But I’ve just thought of it as maudlin, forgettable, early 90’s pop.

    But here’s the thing: it’s actually a good song! It’s a perfect showcase for Seal’s vocal range, and whether or not the lyrics actually mean anything, the phrasing is pretty interesting. “The more I get of you, the stranger it feels” doesn’t scan with the rest of the chorus, so it feels like a period at the end of a sentence instead of a melody repeating. It’s given me a renewed appreciation for a song I’d always dismissed.

    Another ubiquitous Seal song from the early 1990s that I haven’t thought much about: “Crazy.” I admit I haven’t been as won over by this as much as I was “Kiss from a Rose.” But only hearing it on the radio and public PA systems without ever buying the album, I never knew that it was produced by Trevor Horn.

    Listening to it now, it’s kind of obvious — I can’t tell if the sound is so closely associated with the late 80s/early 90s because “Crazy” played all of the time, or because Horn defined so much of what I think of as the sound of that time. I know of his music mainly through Art of Noise and “Owner of a Lonely Heart” by Yes, but he seemed to have a hand in absolutely everything. I should go through and compile a Trevor Horn-produced playlist at some point.

    (Incidentally: on the deluxe version of Seal II, which contains “Kiss from a Rose,” Seal does a cover of “Manic Depression” with Jeff Beck, and it’s pretty solid).

  • Bucky With the Bad Hair (One Thing I Like About Thunderbolts*)

    Bucky With the Bad Hair (One Thing I Like About Thunderbolts*)

    One thing I liked in Thunderbolts* was during the end credits, as a series of newspaper and magazine covers and clippings move across the screen to show how the media is reacting to the events of the movie. One item shown blink-and-you’ll-miss-it quickly is the quote “I like them!” attributed to David Brooks.

    Brooks is the commentator for The New York Times who’s become infamous — at least in the parts of the internet that I spend the most time in — for having some of the shittiest, most tone-deaf takes. I’m not completely sure that the quote was included with that connotation, but it fits perfectly with the tone of a self-aware, highly meta-textual movie about a team that describes itself with “we suck.”

    Based solely on the premise, you might think that this was just the MCU equivalent of Suicide Squad — or I read one comment online that it just looked like “Guardians of the Galaxy but grayer and less fun” — but I think it’s perfectly placed in the timeline of the MCU, both within the fiction and outside of it. The movies haven’t been subtle about gradually setting up a team of anti-heroes (and a team of younger heroes at the same time), and the public hasn’t been subtle about getting tired of superhero movies. There’s a strong sense throughout Thunderbolts* of “yes, we get it.”

    Since the story focuses on Yelena as its protagonist, it makes a lot of callbacks to Black Widow, which incidentally I still think is one of the most under-appreciated of the Marvel movies. But in retrospect, I feel like Black Widow was more or less the culmination of the “phase 1 formula” of the MCU: big action sequences, a great cast, a tone that was self-aware enough to be funny and charming but didn’t treat its over-the-top comic book moments as a joke. In other words, making Hollywood action movies out of comic book characters. Thunderbolts* feels to me more like making a 1990s comic book out of all the elements of a Hollywood action movie.

    In the late 80s and through the 90s, which is when I got back into the hobby, comics seemed to be in full-on metatext mode. Characters were getting rebooted and reimagined, with creators seemingly more interested in asking questions about what it means to be a superhero, and how these stories can be relevant to adults, than in making straightforward superhero stories. I never read any of the comics that the characters in Thunderbolts* were based on, but the comics I was reading in that era had characters fighting metaphors more often than supervillains.

    And Thunderbolts* is full of metaphors, most notably depression and grief, but also the explicit question “what are we even doing here?” That means it feels a bit more grounded than previous entries in the franchise. Characters swear more than usual, and there’s straightforward talk about drug use. (But still all within the confines of a PG-13 rating). I liked that John Walker was allowed to just be an unlikeable asshole, even if not an irredeemable one. And it doesn’t spoil anything to say that the villains in this movie are way too powerful for the team to defeat in a typical super-powered fight — they say as much in the trailer — but they still turn out to be uniquely equipped to defeat them.

    My main complaint, in fact, is with Julia-Louis Dreyfuss’s character of Valentina de Fontaine. It seems like she was cast largely because of her performance in Veep, which would’ve been an excellent addition to the MCU. But here, it seems like there are too many guard rails still up. She’s never allowed to just cut loose, and always seems to stop just short of being reprehensibly nasty.

    A bunch of ragtag misfits learning to work together as a team to beat a seemingly unstoppable foe could easily turn into the corniest, most predictable story. But I think Thunderbolts* works by having exactly the right combination of actors, writers, and a franchise that’s self-aware enough to recognize when it’s in danger of overstaying its welcome.

    It’s aware that its characters aren’t Marvel’s A-listers (or even C-listers), but it has a fantastic, charismatic cast. It’s aware that it can’t keep repeating the MCU formula over and over again and expect another Avengers or Infinity War level of response, so it tries to do something different and more relevant. It manages to honor all of its franchise commitments, not just with a feeling of obligation, but by making them feel fun again. And it dispenses with the wide-eyed “you’ll believe a man can fly!” wonder and optimism, but instead of descending into cynicism, it insists on reminding us why we watch these movies in the first place: for stories about heroes, redemption, and people working together to make the world a better place.

    PS I normally hate when studio marketing departments try cute things with titles like Se7en and refuse to use them (I’ll make an exception for M3GAN because it seems to be part of the joke), but I like the asterisk in Thunderbolts* and don’t mind using it because I thought it was so cleverly handled at the end of the movie.

  • One Thing I Guess I Like About Bodies Bodies Bodies

    One Thing I Guess I Like About Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies is a horror comedy satire from 2022 about a bunch of rich, terminally online, awful Gen-Zers trapped in a house during a hurricane. I didn’t like it very much, but I was genuinely pleased to see a movie so completely unconcerned with whether I like it.

    I can’t even recall the last time I saw a movie that wasn’t making at least a token attempt to play to the Gen X crowd. Here, representing the out-of-touch old man community is Lee Pace, who’d I’d always assumed was a Millennial, but turns out was born right at the end of the 1970s. His character, and Pace’s performance, were my favorite things about the movie.

    He’s the character I identified with the most, for reasons that should be obvious. Pace, like me, is also supernaturally handsome and with a physique that has other men seething with jealousy. But even more than that, he’s trying to have a good, fun hang with a bunch of people in their 20s and finding himself completely out of his element.

    The part might not seem to give Pace a lot to work with. He’s basically just there to be older, super hot, and a little bit dumb. If it were under-played or over-played too much, he could’ve just ended up being either the butt of the joke, or just another arrogant beautiful person who’s completely unsympathetic. Instead, he makes the best use of his relatively limited screen time: a realistic expression of annoyance, a good-natured attempt to have fun with a bunch of the shittiest people, or a scene trying to make sense of the game that everyone but him seems to be playing.

    The movie’s structure would suggest that Bee is the audience’s entry point into this awful and close-knit group, but it’s actually Greg who’s the most human one in a group of monsters.

    Considering that it’s a horror comedy, I didn’t think Bodies Bodies Bodies was scary enough or funny enough. And I appreciate the ideas behind the satire, but the execution just didn’t work for me. I did like the description that I read from the filmmakers, describing it as being less like a slasher movie and more like Lord of the Flies, with the character completely breaking down in just a few hours without their cell phones.

    There’s a ton of dialogue throughout, but the only lines that I thought actually landed were Bee’s final line “I’ve got reception,” and an earlier one from Sophie. The other characters are asking if there are any guns in the house, Sophie says no with something like, “David’s dad is a jerk, but his politics check out.” They have no reference for anything genuine outside of social media.

    But to me, the rest of it felt like the movie wanted to have it both ways: most of the characters are both the targets of the satire and the ones doing the criticism, often at the same time. The scene at the end with Jordan, Alice, Sophie, and Bee all bringing their baggage to the surface seems like it’d be clever and funny on paper. And I can’t fault any of the performances, especially Rachel Sennott’s, since they’re all played as believable, instead of winking at the camera, or over-playing the punchlines. But the end result just seems like a bunch of shitty people with their Obnoxious dials turned up to maximum at all times. I didn’t get any sense of rhythm.

    Which is, I don’t think coincidentally, how I usually feel after using TikTok for more than a few minutes. I don’t actually know whether that was deliberate, but either way, I really do like the idea of something well-made that knows exactly the audience it’s trying to reach. Even if that audience doesn’t include me.