Category: Nonessential Thoughts
The Thing to Say (and Drink)
Merry Christmas from as close as I can get to the tropics sitting here on my couch
Dolly’s Said It Before
Dolly Parton is eternally awesome, and lately I’ve been trying to learn from her about real authenticity
Draft Tweets
When you want to contribute to the normalization of bitterness and pointless nastiness for corporate profit, at least do it on your own terms
Quit ’em if you smoke ’em!
Relapse all you want, brain. I’ll just quit again. I could do this all day.
Sewing for Hapless Man-children
Another side effect of a social media detox: realizing how far I am from being a functioning adult.
Portrait of the artist as a bald man
More than just narcissism, selfies keep me from repeating past mistakes.
